Post by naMy4Ho KoTe on Oct 8, 2004 2:34:44 GMT -5
Ne sa ne6to svyrzano direktno s gotikata, no vse pak sa dosta umni i zabavni.
01.MInds are like parachutes - they only work when they`re open.
02.Madness takes its toll; please have exact change.
03.Love is grand; Divorce, 20 grand.
04.Love is chemistry, sex is physics.
05.Junk:Stuff we throw away. Stuff: Junk we keep.
06.You`re an unbelievable person. Leave your body to science fiction.
07.Where there`s a will, there are relatives.
08.If you love something, set it free. If it doesn`t come back, hunt it down and kill it.
09.Humming birds never remember the words to songs.
10.Half the lies they tell you aren`t true.
11.Everyday a day goes by.
12.Black holes suck.
13.Individualists of the world UNITE!(tova mn me kefi)
14.It works better if you plug in.
15.Today is the tomorrow you didn`t prepare for yesterday.
16.It`s not pretty being easy.
17.The butler did it.
18.It`s not the bullet that kills you - it`s the hole.
19.Don`t discriminate - hate everyone equally.
20.10 out of 5 doctors feel it`s OK to be schizophrenic.
21.1000 americans quit smoking everyday by dying.
22.3 out of 4 americans make up 75% of the population.
23.You are generous with criticism.
24.The results of your IQ test are back. They`re negative.
25.Without Time everything would happen at once.
26.A crowded elevator smells different to very short people.
27.A naked man fears no pick pocket.
28.A problem drinker is one who never buys.
29.Atheistic dyslexsic don`t beleive in dog.
30.Be nice to your kids. They will choose your nursery.
31.Next time you wave use all five fingers.
32.You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
33.You will never be younger than you are today.
34.You aren`t paranoid - they really are out to get you!
01.MInds are like parachutes - they only work when they`re open.
02.Madness takes its toll; please have exact change.
03.Love is grand; Divorce, 20 grand.
04.Love is chemistry, sex is physics.
05.Junk:Stuff we throw away. Stuff: Junk we keep.
06.You`re an unbelievable person. Leave your body to science fiction.
07.Where there`s a will, there are relatives.
08.If you love something, set it free. If it doesn`t come back, hunt it down and kill it.
09.Humming birds never remember the words to songs.
10.Half the lies they tell you aren`t true.
11.Everyday a day goes by.
12.Black holes suck.
13.Individualists of the world UNITE!(tova mn me kefi)
14.It works better if you plug in.
15.Today is the tomorrow you didn`t prepare for yesterday.
16.It`s not pretty being easy.
17.The butler did it.
18.It`s not the bullet that kills you - it`s the hole.
19.Don`t discriminate - hate everyone equally.
20.10 out of 5 doctors feel it`s OK to be schizophrenic.
21.1000 americans quit smoking everyday by dying.
22.3 out of 4 americans make up 75% of the population.
23.You are generous with criticism.
24.The results of your IQ test are back. They`re negative.
25.Without Time everything would happen at once.
26.A crowded elevator smells different to very short people.
27.A naked man fears no pick pocket.
28.A problem drinker is one who never buys.
29.Atheistic dyslexsic don`t beleive in dog.
30.Be nice to your kids. They will choose your nursery.
31.Next time you wave use all five fingers.
32.You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
33.You will never be younger than you are today.
34.You aren`t paranoid - they really are out to get you!
